Chinese Dietician

Someone who provides nutritional advice based on the aroma of another persons shit. Advice that is often unsolicited and unwelcome.

That Chinese dietician told me I need to eat more ____(fiber, vegetables, dairy products, etc.)

by Getbent1 December 26, 2011

chinese crayons

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.

Chinese crayon is my favorite word.

The original Chinese crayons used to contain PB, or lead.

by chinesecrayons April 18, 2022

Chinese Roulette

Buying heroin, fentanyl or dilaudid off the street, which could either be good pharmaceutical grade or could be some of the killer crap China's sending over by the containerload.

Carson died? How? - Played Chinese roulette at the grad party, man. Never woke up.
Ima play me some Chinese roulette, my back hurting so bad.

by PracticalPainiac June 16, 2018

Chinese cornhole

When you put a eggroll in your ass and eat it out.

"Dude i was up all night in a chinese cornhole circle"

by Qung bou April 14, 2021

chinese class

a diabolical curse on your life. the teachers barley know English and send you too the office for no reason, and just cause the other kids Asian doesn't mean has amazing at everything, like jeez Louise. and the teachers a fag

oh shit we have chinese class

by SPECIAL NED November 16, 2021

chinese ballsack burn

a chinese ballsack burn is where u deep fat fry ur ballsack hairs into crispy chinese food

"yo lets do some chinese ballsack burn

by bumlumps January 23, 2022

Chinese-American

A Chinese-American is someone who was born in China or has Chinese ancestors, but resides in the US.

Person 1: Bro what is your nationality?
Person 2: I am Chinese-American.

by Dragondo123 October 03, 2021