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Redneck Car Wash

When you wash your entire truck with the window cleaning squeegee at the gas station.
Hey Rick do you see that guy right there giving his truck a redneck car wash?

Yeah Lizz, so much for cleaning your windows, unless you have 45 minutes to wait for the squeegee?
by Redzz75 September 20, 2019
mugGet the Redneck Car Washmug.

Rusty Car in the Rain

A dirty sex act with Norm Macdonald, as per Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
by ringbell January 2, 2019
mugGet the Rusty Car in the Rainmug.

used car batteries

Put.
In.
The.
Ocean.
Now.
Bich.
YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME FOR THE USED CAR BATTERIES ELECTRIC EELS
by UrDadIsGay:) November 17, 2021
mugGet the used car batteriesmug.

car-be-que

a vehicle fire; usually caused by overheating while driving
Traffic on the north loop is slow due to a car-be-que in the right lane
by Onmyownside April 30, 2008
mugGet the car-be-quemug.

Car smile

To smile at someone else in a car with flirtatious intentions. Usually in a traffic jam or at the lights when you notice someone you think is hot and they see you, a "car smile" is a way of letting someone know you like them.
In Ally McBeal she sees a guy at the lights and smiles at him, he just drives off and she get irate because "i gave him car smile" but he drove off uninterested, until she purposefully crashes her car into him to get attention.
by Jon1985 December 15, 2008
mugGet the Car smilemug.

Smart Car

What you yell when you see a Smart Car, while immediately smacking the nearest person's forehead. Similar to games like "Slug-Bug", and "Cruiser-Bruiser", but much more rewarding.

*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.

**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.
Person #1: (Sees Smart Car) *Yells* SMART CAR !! (Proceeds to immediately smack the closest person's forehead.)

Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !
mugGet the Smart Carmug.

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