Cap-Man

When something is a hard no, definitely not approved or just not happening.

Examples: "Tried to get the tube to work today but it was cap-man"

by SomeoneVeryFuckingSenior July 9, 2025

Race Capped

A term used when a person does something and is not part of that stereotype.

White Guy: I'm playing Flute

Asian Guy: Even though you're race capped?

by InnerKing May 25, 2023

Cap

A slang word meaning a lie or something that isn’t true. The opposite of “no cap”

He said he finished the whole project by himself, “that’s cap.”

by Ohwellll September 8, 2025

Cap

A small cylindrical object with usually a pointed or hollowed out point, generally mean to be busted into a haters ass

I busted a cap in that haters ass

by Cowboynigga September 21, 2022

you got to be capping me

Interchangeable for
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap

Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno

by Findloo Chunk December 26, 2023

Cap screw bullshit

The exact order in which 2k cheats you, first you start with the cap which is mfs start making literally everything. The screw is the sustained cap and eventually the bullshit in which 2k robs the game from you.

Bro, we were up 87-64 with 3:21 to go in the third quarter. At the end of the quarter it is now 89-82. Like what kinda cap screw bullshit is that!?!

by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024

The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015