Ground Cat

A cat found on the ground.

Another variation is Ground Kitten.

"Wow, that's a nice looking kitty right there."

"Thanks! She's my Ground Cat."

"What in sweet fuck does that even mean?"

"Oh, I found her on the ground when I was outside smoking."

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

See the Ground Cats subreddit for more information.

by Lixxydoo April 2, 2022

Alligator Cat

A cooler name for an opossum

Dude: Look out Alligator Cat
Duddet: Oh thanks I wonder what the hissing was

by God_Of_Femboys December 20, 2020

skinny cat

Skinny cats are people that are barely getting by, because the cost of living is so high.

Fat cats create skinny cats

by End All Media February 8, 2021

Cat-Cuck

Someone who devotes their whole lives to disrespectful destructive undeserving cats.

“Omg my cat just mulched my Chinese food even though his food bowl is full, he’s so cute 🤤.” “That guy is such a Cat-cuck he would lick its butthole if given the chance”

by Amtrackbrown November 2, 2021

Bunch of cats

Consisting of more than one cat, lying around having four legs and always chillin. Living the good life. Absolutely contributing to nothing for the greater good of the household.

You all are a bunch of cats.

by All of the times January 31, 2022

bait cat

A friendly feral cat used to lure other feral cats to a desired spot so that they may be trapped for sterilization, given medication, or made used to human touch or contact.

Mrs. Brown won't come to the food bowl until I leave. I better bring a bait cat over so I can try to pet her and give her her flea pill.

by Herbert Von July 18, 2021

sneep cat

The notorious ripoff of snoop dog who does coke and sings about Apples.

Bruh 1: "Hey, do you listen to sneep cat?

Bruh 2: "idk what music you've been listening to man"

by ASFZH August 19, 2021