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Neuchâtel Junior College

Is fun while it lasts. You will start your year possibly as a healthy 16-18 year old and by the end of the year you will have a nicotine addiction, respiratory problems, a lot of things you can’t bring back across the border, and alcoholism three months sooner than expected because of the fucking coronavirus
You ever been to Neuchâtel Junior College?

Yeah, I was there in 2019-20 year. Pretty much graduated on Skype after paying for school in Switzerland and taking online classes at home for half the year.
by Mike Oxlong 090 March 19, 2020
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Annandale Christian College

A stupid shit hole, that uses this website to, "professionally" define words.

* Someone from the school, send this to Mr. Jones... see how he likes his school being defined on the website he insits on using...
That school is such an Annandale Christian College.
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Cedar Crest College

Cedar Crest College: a private, four-year women’s college known for its stellar nursing program. If you come to this school for any other reason, you’re likely a scrub who got rejected from her top choice schools. If you’re looking for male interaction on campus, you can look no further than the male Saudi students, who seem to be here due to a fluke in the system (or possibly, due to copious amounts of funding to the Crest from the Saudi government?) Anyway, if you’re not down with brown, you can try an array of douchey white frat boys from nearby Lehigh University, the campus you’ll eventually end up at if you want to get the true party experience in college. If, however, you choose to stay on campus for the weekend, prepare to be bored with Cedar Crest’s nonexistent social scene and leftover dining hall food from the school week. And if you’re a prospective student or incoming freshman, welcome to your next four glorious, estrogen-filled years at the Crest!
*at a party*
Lehigh Student: Hey, girl. What year are you here?
Cedar Crest Student: Oh, I actually go to Cedar Crest College...
Lehigh Student, pretending he knows what college that is: Oh, dope! Wanna do a body shot?
by eucalyptusweed November 14, 2017
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ellenbrook secondary college

A pretty good school north of Perth, W.A., but everyone who goes there thinks its shit.
Me: Aw, bro, you know Damo?
Ya: Yeh cuz
Me:That cunt goes to Ellenbrook Secondary College!
Ya: lol what a shic tunt
by wallytheweedman July 11, 2016
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Chisholm Catholic College

A co - ed secondary school in Perth, WA, who only give a shit about uniform, Often referred to as “christmas trees”. The school is infested with wogs and aisians, who tend to hold up their atar average which they tend to rub in peoples faces. The typical chisholm boy is an all round faggot, who thinks their top shit and hard and acts like a pig. The girls are arrogant and rude as fuck.

If your thinking about sending your kid here. Think again. One of the most fakest private schools in Perth.
Damo - “why do i see a christmas walking around the morley galleria?”
Darren - “that’s a chisholm catholic college faggot
by nejdhdjd January 22, 2021
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college iced tea

Any cheap beer, usually light beer, that college kids can afford to buy in large amounts and consume excessively. Refreshing as a cold glass of iced tea on a hot day.
Frank brought over some college iced tea and things started to get rowdy.
by lanching123 March 30, 2010
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Het mondriaan college

IT IS A KANKER SCHOOL WITCH CONTAINS A MONKEY CALLED AURELLIA
Het mondriaan college makes children want to off themselves

yes it realy does
by De Boon December 6, 2022
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