Berean Christian School is a private K-12 school in Knoxville, TN. Berean is your typical private school in many ways: all students are required to wear those ugly uncomfortable uniforms and there are many rules. No gum. No PDA. No untucked shirts (seriously).
Other than the rules and uniforms and whatnot, Berean is unlike any other private (or public) school. Because the high school has little over 100 students, it’s a family. The lunchroom (yes, lunchroom, there’s no cafeteria) is home to two refrigerators, one for the boys' lunches and one for the girls'. Gender segregation, you say? Believe me, it's for good reason. The ladies' fridge is clean and bright...while the guys' is moldy and smells like death.
Each Monday morning the entire high school gathers for family council, a time for everyone to share announcements and, occasionally, sort through the lost-and-found bin and return all the unclaimed items to their mortified owners.
Daily life at Berean is completely unpredictable. One day, your Spanish class will be pulling pranks on the teacher (hiding behind the door and, upon her entrance, pelting her with plastic vegetables!) or competing in "review games" (running around the building chanting world capitals) or playing hide-and-go-seek in calculus. Luckily, all (or most) of the teachers are very laid-back, and while they demand good work they also enjoy a good joke or two. In fact, most students will tell you that the community at Berean is what makes it worthwhile.
Other than the rules and uniforms and whatnot, Berean is unlike any other private (or public) school. Because the high school has little over 100 students, it’s a family. The lunchroom (yes, lunchroom, there’s no cafeteria) is home to two refrigerators, one for the boys' lunches and one for the girls'. Gender segregation, you say? Believe me, it's for good reason. The ladies' fridge is clean and bright...while the guys' is moldy and smells like death.
Each Monday morning the entire high school gathers for family council, a time for everyone to share announcements and, occasionally, sort through the lost-and-found bin and return all the unclaimed items to their mortified owners.
Daily life at Berean is completely unpredictable. One day, your Spanish class will be pulling pranks on the teacher (hiding behind the door and, upon her entrance, pelting her with plastic vegetables!) or competing in "review games" (running around the building chanting world capitals) or playing hide-and-go-seek in calculus. Luckily, all (or most) of the teachers are very laid-back, and while they demand good work they also enjoy a good joke or two. In fact, most students will tell you that the community at Berean is what makes it worthwhile.
Berean Christian School Student #1: "Oh no, I forgot to wear a belt today!"
Berean Christian School Student #2: "Best go grab one out of the lost-and-found before a teacher gives you a detention!"
Berean Christian School Student: "Oh man, I have so much homework today!"
Public School Student: "Me too man. I have to write some papers and stuff. What do you have to do?"
Berean Christian School Student: "I have to write some papers and stuff, film a 30 minute movie about the constitution, memorize a whole book of the Bible, and sew a giant stuffed mole for my chemistry class!"
Berean Christian School Student #2: "Best go grab one out of the lost-and-found before a teacher gives you a detention!"
Berean Christian School Student: "Oh man, I have so much homework today!"
Public School Student: "Me too man. I have to write some papers and stuff. What do you have to do?"
Berean Christian School Student: "I have to write some papers and stuff, film a 30 minute movie about the constitution, memorize a whole book of the Bible, and sew a giant stuffed mole for my chemistry class!"
by An Awesome Berean Alum May 16, 2010
Get the Berean Christian Schoolmug. A school for parents to shelter their kids from the scary gays, atheists, and the outside world in general. You’ll be expelled if you’re gay. Don’t think of having different opinions at this place. Has unreasonable teachers with biases about students. It’s worse than a public school. Also has basic white girls that spend daddy’s money on Starbucks. 90% rich kids and 10% poor. If you’re rich, you’ll be good in this school. If you’re poor, it’s a bad time.
by A scary gay February 26, 2019
Get the Trinity Christian Schoolmug. dumb school that makes you pay 120k for an education u can probably get from other schools
they cant give us colored chalk because they dont have budget my ass
no shat cause u keep wasting it on useless projects that only they will benefit from!
come on down to jubilee for a joke of a principal and a crackhead math teacher!!!!!
they cant give us colored chalk because they dont have budget my ass
no shat cause u keep wasting it on useless projects that only they will benefit from!
come on down to jubilee for a joke of a principal and a crackhead math teacher!!!!!
you're from jubilee christian academy? what a joke!!
paying 120k for jubilee christian academy, you got scammed LMAOO
paying 120k for jubilee christian academy, you got scammed LMAOO
by awestrucked July 4, 2023
Get the jubilee christian academymug. Son of Cooper Flavio Jones and Elle
Not to be confused with Abed Khalifa or Liam Campbell
Currently less than a year old.
Not to be confused with Abed Khalifa or Liam Campbell
Currently less than a year old.
"Did you hear about Christian Abed Khalifa?"
"Yeah, I heard he got baptized by father Campbell recently."
"Yeah, I heard he got baptized by father Campbell recently."
by Biggo Grayo September 12, 2019
Get the Christian Abed Khalifamug. A lower, middle and upper class school with a very misinterpreted background, all the definitions here say they are white scum, those bitches are mad they keep clapping them in sports in every category, this school is known for its intelligence and athletics, most known debate cheer and basketball.
by Himothee456 July 30, 2023
Get the Crossings Christian Schoolmug. Noun: The actual clock/timeframe under which Christians in groups operate and actually begin whatever it is they are gathering to do, whether it's church service, Bible study, community group, hangouts, social events, prayer groups, or coffee, you are operating on CST when everyone is just that "little bit" late. This can mean five to twenty minutes post supposed-actual-clock beginning time, depending on region, denomination, or other factors, including predominant gender or parental status of the group's members. Unless you have the countdown timer on your PowerPoint before church service begins. Then, you're just a stickler for procedure and accuracy.
"That community group is on Christian Standard Time. We got time to make a pit stop at Chick Fil A for a large lemonade. We won't miss anything."
"Hey guys, nice of you to join us, what, you think we are on Christian Standard Time over here? The meeting started ten minutes ago."
"Hey guys, nice of you to join us, what, you think we are on Christian Standard Time over here? The meeting started ten minutes ago."
by Dbl N April 28, 2019
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