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White Christmas

Is when you are going to a party, where it is so much GODAMN cocaine for you and all of your friends to snort until you're dead.
How was the party?
It was awesome, and we bought so much cocaine, to say it at least, it was a white christmas!
by SheepbloodfromAustralia December 2, 2017
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christmas tree cakes

Something that people are addicted to holy frick why
A : I love these christmas tree cakes! *spams them in the group chat*
Everybody else : WhYYYYY
by foxlife37 December 15, 2020
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Christmas

When little kids get excited for a overweight stranger to plop down their chimney to give them stolen gifts.
I’m excited for Christmas, an overweight man will give me gifts.
by Cami1234 December 1, 2021
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The Christmas First

The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.

Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.

Related: The Christmas Bitch
Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.
by llamasaylol December 17, 2016
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Christmas

A holiday where all the boys and girls act like angels to get a barbie or a toy.
by fOrTnItE bOy November 26, 2022
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White Christmas

When a guy cums on someone's face on Christmas Eve at 12:59:99
Guy 1: Bro I have a white Christmas yesterday
Guy 2: fukin nice bro how'd she take it?
by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs December 20, 2019
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Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas

a 12-hour nationally broadcast special radio program of music and narrated stories, heard on over 250 stations across the United States. The program is hosted by the group's founder Chip Davis and is produced and distributed each year by WestStar TalkRadio Network
Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas is composed of the stories and legends surrounding the holiday, all keyed to today's most popular new and traditional Christmas music
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
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