Country B-Bell

A Country "B-Bell" is a ( fully black / mixed black ) woman who has been living on a farm in the countryside ever since the day of her birth and plans to stay there forever until she dies... Or if not, she was likely born in the city and partially raised in the city but hasn't left the countryside after moving there at a very young age ( somewhere between 6 through 9 ). Blackbelles gain the necessary sources they need to survive from the natural nutrients of the earth. For meat; they kill and cook their livestock! To avoid dehydration they harvest rainwater or use water that comes from wells, rivers, streams, lakes, or cisterns. They knit their own clothes and for fruits and vegetables, they pick the plants out of their garden. A Country "B-Bell" speaks with a country accent that is "broad & heavy" or "light & soft." The people whom she talks to for the first time over the phone; will guess that she's caucasian.

Male : Where are you from?
Female : The south
Male : Which part?

Female : Alabama

Male : Cool! Where in Alabama?
Female : A farm

Male : Wow, that's sexy! I love country girls and southern girls

Female : Awesome

Male : So what do you look like?

Female : Black/African American... Plus sized! 5'5 height range... Long dark brown hair and dark brown eyes... Coffee skin tone... Big feet.... Man hands... lol

Male : You're not white???
Female : No why?

Male : Well I heard your voice on the phone last night.

Female : What about it?

Male : You sound white.

Female : Smh! Didn't know colors had a sound to it! I'm a Country B-Bell.

Male : What's a Country B-Bell?

Female : Country Blackbelle

Male : Why do I get the feeling that I'm chatting with Carol Anne Starr? starlight.sl1996 is the only blackbelle that I know of

by Gregory Forress October 7, 2019

Bell Tower

Your room; a place where socially-rejected hunchbacks ring the church bells from morning until night.

Looks like I’ll be up in my bell tower this Valentine’s Day.

by jm080800 October 25, 2019

Bella bell

I HATE HERRRR,
Sike shes so nice, stubborn at time a bit odd, like fries and mayo.... and likes smoking.
She ai

Rando: "Hey Bella Bell wanna hit this?"
Bella Bell: " HELL YEAH MAN!"

by unknown198555 December 25, 2021

The Steel Bell

The Steel bell is a loud, often startling, bell-like sound that goes off in a man's mind when he becomes aroused. Audio-hallucinatory representation of hormones in the brain making it send large amounts of red blood cells to the penis. Similar sensation to ringing ears, but more sudden and lasting only about a second. Most men don't speak about this phenomenon, for they find it highly emasculating to be startled by it. Known in male-targeted meme culture as "the steel bell"

The Steel Bell

John- *winces*
Derek- You got a headache or something?
John- Nah this scene is just really turning me on

by MichaelLikesCheese April 2, 2024

Bells Pricetag

When you have a large skintag on your bollocks

Slag: the guy i shagged last night had a Bells Pricetag, it was as if he had a third ball!

by Wee S July 20, 2024

taco bell internet

Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.

Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.

by GDubz019 July 26, 2021

belle isle

place were Mandy lowther owns, and then kids all fucking rag it about on bikes and they will rob owt and anything, kasa boys are dangerous and they will kill any rothwell boy

belle isle boys git back

by belle isle April 22, 2022