make me your wife in bed 

Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,

Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed

make me your wife in bed by Bed wife June 22, 2023

i’m gonna go to bed anyway 

you really just fucked me off.

“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response

you just pissed her tf off

i’m gonna go to bed anyway by the silent breather June 30, 2023

Hork a fatty and go to bed 

To snort a large line of cocaine and then immediately lay down and go to sleep. Usually used in jest.

"Let's hork a fatty and go to bed, I have along day tomorrow"

Hork a fatty and go to bed by BarryCat June 3, 2024

The cat that pissed on the bed 

Looking guilty

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

The cat that pissed on the bed by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

The cat that pissed on the bed 

to look guilty or shameful

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

The cat that pissed on the bed by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

Go Home, Go Bed 

An extremely long VanossGaming skit where Tyler tries to...get home and go to bed. But he ends up in several other places, including a strip club, a random street with a goomba (goomba, fuck you!), Hogwarts, Minecraft, the Moon itself, and many other places -- all while being completely ignorant as to where he is because he is player model is looking up while Vanoss tries his absolute hardest to keep it together.

I'm sick and tired of playing this stupid fucking game.

I just wanna go home, go bed.

Go Home, Go Bed by Ubeenbamboozledson December 9, 2021

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed by AQuokka April 20, 2022