Brandon

A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.

Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.

by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 21, 2022

Brandon

Clearly a SLU lover.

Ew guys, Brandon was at the St. Lawerence game the other week and he was cheering for them.

by duckiechip167 October 05, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is typically someone who’s sharing a father/son relationship with his dog.

“Come here son!” “No not you Brandon, I meant the Dog”

by YoursTrulyTheCutie November 23, 2021

Brandon

An attempted derogatory term used by FOX NEWS and it's cult followers. It's actual meaning is: A winner; winning the popular vote; winning the electoral college; the winner of the Presidency of the United States of America.

Brandon is our president.

by onecoolpa November 02, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is a bitch ass nigga, fuck Brandon

There go Brandon bein a bitch ass nigga again

by Yawnbreaker November 22, 2023

Brandon

Cute, Chill, smart asian boy who loves women

Brandon is so chill

by bdanisgoated March 03, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is the hottest nigger in the world. He fucked your girlfriend and Alejandro’s mom. Alejandro is the creation of gays I left him cause of that reason. He has muscles on his big ass dick he can fuck every botch by making the girl looking at his dick.

He is not gay. Brandon fucked every bitch

by Brandonththth March 08, 2020