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orange guffin

when you fart on a muffin and it makes the microwave smell like poo
dont make me give you an orange guffin bloop!
by zapitapi June 26, 2024
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Orange Chicken Slut

Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.

Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.

Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.

Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.

Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.

Jandy: *walks out*
by AssJackson June 17, 2022
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Orange Doe

Orange Doe is a creepypasta technology high school teacher, with his hands not recovered with teeth in perfect condition.
by Doe Life June 30, 2024
mugGet the Orange Doemug.

Orange

Damn bro youre orange (meaning dumb).
by Lil Stanky December 20, 2020
mugGet the Orangemug.

Orange Netting

A disappointment after some buildup, or the realization that something really cool at first is actually lame after a short while. Something that everyone thought was going to be fire but was just kinda mid
Yeah man the first couple of episodes were awesome but they ran out of ideas and now it's just orange Netting.
by Sir Isaac Hunt January 1, 2024
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