Commonwealth Academy

A shitty racist school made from two small renovated buildings. It hosts a variety of racist people including an english teacher that says the word Chink in reference to the slur for asians, and another teacher who said the N-word twice without repercussions

Guy: "Have you heard about that school Commonwealth Academy?"
Guy 2: "Oh dude, I fucking hate that school, they have racist teachers there."

by lmao1234567891011121314151617 June 23, 2024

Riverside STEM Academy

California’s best public middle/high school in US News and World Report’s 2024 Best K-12 Schools ranking. Our mascot is the Androids. Though we are relatively weak in sports when compared to other Riverside Unified schools, our excellent academic structure more than make up for it. Another downside to it is that the lottery to get in is hard for the wrong reasons because their criteria to apply is lax. It is worth giving your kid a shot, though. Our MathCounts, Science Olympiad, and FIRST Robotics teams are the best in the Inland Empire! RSA über alles!

Marko: (clap, clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap) Androids!
Karl: You surely show the amazing spirit of Riverside STEM Academy!

by 69Starship420 June 25, 2024

First Baptist Academy Naples

A school where trust fund babies go. Most people who go there hate it. All the kids here get dropped off in their daddy’s Range Rover. Girls there are mean asf. I mean what do you expect in Naples.

Oh shit she probably going to First Baptist Academy Naples.

by Naplesgirly11 July 17, 2024

Mikhaila Academy

That's what you believe in!? Your own metaphorical interpretation of the text (correct again by the way)!? That is the most grandiose thing I've ever heard! And the most true thing you've ever said!

Hym "It was supposed to be the 'Mikhaila Academy' but he couldn't resist the urge to name it after himself. That us hilarious."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Oxbridge Academy

high school and middle schoolers who take up the town. This school is filled with white washed black people and rich white kids. Most white rich kids act black by listening to 3 rap songs. Kids don't pay attention but will find ways for their parents to bribe the teacher for better grades.

Person 1- why does that kid have all the most expensive clothes Person 2- Oh, They are a spoiled bitch from oxbridge academy Person 1- Now it makes sense

by zboi87 March 31, 2025

The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision

Any a cappella ensemble that prioritizes its principal cantor's true range over those silly flats and sharps on the arrangement staves. ("Angie Quinn" was the love interest in Paul Petersen's 1962 hit record "She Can't Find Her Keys")

Here we go again, no accompanist and a cantor-or-else who doesn't sight-read: Make way for The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision!

by anonymous April 29, 2025

doral academy middle school

(talking abt the one in doral fl idk abt the others) this school is basically filled with racist, homophobic retards that want to find ur personal info ALL the fucking time. been here since last year for 6th grade and i already wanna kill myself. fuck this school and fuck ms martinez (the critical thinking mf that glazes her daughter) 🤦

i don't fucking know (doral academy middle school) 😭😭

by no one u need to know of May 1, 2025