A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.
I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows
by Celeste420BlazeIt May 02, 2017
The lag time after a shit in which you're unable to sit down. Not to be confused with Post Shit Syndrome.
by TesticularTorsion September 02, 2014
Someone who already knows they're an asshole, even if you tell them another thousand times what an asshole or a jerk they are.
The guy was a self actualized asshole, or
If you like saying it a different way, he was the kind of asshole you say he was in a different bullshit way, simple.
If you like saying it a different way, he was the kind of asshole you say he was in a different bullshit way, simple.
by Solid Mantis August 07, 2019
when your Texan uncle proceeds to take his 2 in. chode and steak knife, carve his initials with the knife on your right buttcheek and carve "DADDYS HOLE" on the left one.
hello, officer, my uncle texas asshole massacred my ass and i cant sit down without the blood from my buttcheek cuts start to seep out of my pants and all over the chair.
by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019
When a person that ryhmes with narlos has an asshole sooooo grippy that it can break an actual hand when he/they gets fisted
Person 1: Yo Narlos you have a gorilla grip asshole that just broke my hand when i fisted it last night
Narlos 2: hehe sorry it does that sometimes
Person 1: your gorilla grip asshole is so FUCKIN TROJAN
Narlos 2: hehe sorry it does that sometimes
Person 1: your gorilla grip asshole is so FUCKIN TROJAN
by NARLOS July 09, 2022
"Cause in the Thor movie he's sort of damaged, vulnerable and misunderstood and it's only on this one I get to kinda cut loose and go full-asshole" -- Tom Hiddleston on Loki Laufeyson
by missjerry May 29, 2012
A person who consciously chooses to be mean or nasty when he or she can pick the moral high ground instead.
Asshole By Choice (ABC) : Who? That Guy? Oh he's an ABC. An Asshole By Choice! Why else would he kick that puppy?
by melaniexavier1 October 24, 2018