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fashizling my asshole

to tell a person that you were joking or to ask if someone is joking
person 1: "I just smashed your vase" person 2: "dude. are you fashizling my asshole?"

Example 2: person one: "did you just smash my vase" person 2: "no i was just fashizling your asshole"
by assdunker November 26, 2010
mugGet the fashizling my assholemug.

shit me in the asshole

when you're horny AF and ask someone to politely shit you in the asshole
Natalie dear could you please shit me in the asshole
by frank420blazeit September 22, 2016
mugGet the shit me in the assholemug.

the benefits of being an asshole

A phrase born of the fact that Florida’s Governor, Ron DeFlatus, has suggested that the state’s educational curriculum include material on “the benefits of being a slave” so that whitefolk don’t wind up stewing in their own guilt over slaveholding ancestors, thereby garnering him some white votes since there are so many that would vote for such an asshole with this point of view.
The “anti-woke” Florida Governor knows that he can garner strong support from white supremacists by virtue of his ridiculous reinvention of history and this illustrates the benefits of being an asshole in this part of the country.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
mugGet the the benefits of being an assholemug.

go full-asshole

turning to extreme tyranny because one is damaged, vulnerable and misunderstood
"Cause in the Thor movie he's sort of damaged, vulnerable and misunderstood and it's only on this one I get to kinda cut loose and go full-asshole" -- Tom Hiddleston on Loki Laufeyson
by missjerry November 9, 2012
mugGet the go full-assholemug.

texas asshole massacre

when your Texan uncle proceeds to take his 2 in. chode and steak knife, carve his initials with the knife on your right buttcheek and carve "DADDYS HOLE" on the left one.
hello, officer, my uncle texas asshole massacred my ass and i cant sit down without the blood from my buttcheek cuts start to seep out of my pants and all over the chair.
by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019
mugGet the texas asshole massacremug.

Gorilla Grip Asshole

When a person that ryhmes with narlos has an asshole sooooo grippy that it can break an actual hand when he/they gets fisted
Person 1: Yo Narlos you have a gorilla grip asshole that just broke my hand when i fisted it last night

Narlos 2: hehe sorry it does that sometimes

Person 1: your gorilla grip asshole is so FUCKIN TROJAN
by NARLOS July 9, 2022
mugGet the Gorilla Grip Assholemug.

medical-grade asshole

An individual, usually a medical doctor, with profound insensitivity, intractable callousness and severe emotional retardation sufficient to disqualify from all but a select few, highly structured environments where social interaction is anticipated.
See that guy?
(yeah)
He's a medical-grade asshole
(really? seems like he's created a fairly nice life for himself and his family)
THAT doesn't matter; he's a total social disaster
(maybe social structure isn't really an important motivating force for him)
Well, it SHOULD BE
(perhaps. what's he do for a living?)
Oh, he's an arrogant physician, a surgeon in fact.
(I see. Seems like that would require some intelligence, dedication and fortitude)
I'm sure. But it's much more important to have highly developed social skills and emotional maturity.
(so without those attributes, other seemingly separate accomplishments are diminished?)
Absolutely. He would be a MUCH BETTER person IF he had them.
(seems like you care more about those things than he does, why is that?)
Because I see so much POTENTIAL; if he would just get with the program.
(your program?)
Yes! He needs to do better.
(and what do you think would happen to him if he doesn't?)
Well, he will continue to be a medical-grade asshole
(and who do you think will be bothered most by that?)
ME, clearly! He's so insensitive!
(so it bothers YOU that HE comes off as insensitive?)
Yes! I want to HELP him!
(ok, you want to help him to become something that he's potentially incapable of becoming?)
He's not incapable
(has he ever tried to force you to go to medical school?)
What? Why would I do that? I'm not the least bit interested in going to ...
(yeah)
by YAWA June 29, 2023
mugGet the medical-grade assholemug.

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