Asking someone to return a favour that you haven't done for them yet. i.e. "Yes, I will dog-sit for you at some time probably. By the way, here's my dog. You have to look after her while I go on a mid-week trip to New York."
I can't believe Colin had the nerve to give me an Irish Reach-around. I have to look after his dog because he made a vague promise to look after mine in the future.
by Mcbeanface July 25, 2019
by VN5 January 18, 2017
by MichaelBloomingdale April 16, 2019
The act of flirting and kissing many guys in a non slutty way - used for a girl who enjoys a good time with a variety of guys but still gives batt to many people.
The act of having fun with other people in a non serious way.
It basically means to have fun with a variety of people and flirt / hook up with them without being slutty or it being an act to be ashamed of.
The act of having fun with other people in a non serious way.
It basically means to have fun with a variety of people and flirt / hook up with them without being slutty or it being an act to be ashamed of.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Oh just jessing around - might get with Ethan"
"How is your relationship with Ben going?"
"Oh no, we are not in a relationship, we are just jessing around for the fun of it"
"Oh just jessing around - might get with Ethan"
"How is your relationship with Ben going?"
"Oh no, we are not in a relationship, we are just jessing around for the fun of it"
by seaaaturtlee August 11, 2019
The Wrap-Around Strangler, is a snake-like penismeasuring up to 25 ft long that wraps around its host and strangles them to the point of unconsciousness and then proceeds to enter their anus and implants its seed.
Onision: hey whats that thing?
Me: Thats the wrap-around strangler. Watch out!
Onision: *cries* OH NOOO
Me: Thats the wrap-around strangler. Watch out!
Onision: *cries* OH NOOO
by Yahoo Answers FBI December 15, 2019
Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse
Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD
person 1, you don't half talk shite you do
Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC
Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD
person 1, you don't half talk shite you do
Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC
by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019
by ;lkj September 08, 2007