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alabama avenue middle school

a pit of hell where administrators do not allow students to be original and unique. && the janitors do a shitass job at cleaning the bathrooms and there is graffiti in every stall
Yesterday at Alabama Avenue Middle School (AAMS)
Mr.Sims paddled that dude then sent him home for having green hair! WTF
by kesha January 11, 2009
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Alabama Christmas Morning

when a person of a “white-trashlifestyle cums in their daughter’s face Christmas Morning as she sleeps waiting for Santa.
Roy came home from the bar at four in the morning after the Potato Festival Christmas Eve party and gave Abby-Joe an Alabama Christmas Morning.
by yellowjacket34 March 26, 2008
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Alabama ear infection

the act of masterbaiting and explooging in ones ear and pissing in the other. While there asleep. Causing ear infection
" haha stupid bitch, I Alabama ear infectioned you! That's what u get for not pleasuring me!"
by Oliver clothsoff May 28, 2009
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alabama slammin

A form of hunting in which a hunter or codriver drives the backroads inhopes of seeing a deer or other game animal and then proceeds to shoot it from the truck. sometimes a spotlight is used to freeze the animal in its tracks so that the hunter can get a good shot(must be done in a pickup truck, preferably rusted with no exhaust)
1. How bout we go get yer pickup truck and do some Alabama Slammin tonight

2. I got me a nice possum lastnight alabama slammin style
by Shmoops January 31, 2006
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alabama toast

the same as Alabama cheese cracker when you're cock hasn't been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to you're hand and then onto you're unsuspecting friends toast.
by lolololoolol May 12, 2008
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Alabama Threesome Syndrome

A medical condition in which two sperm from two different males fertilize two eggs from the same female, followed by the merging of the two fetuses.
It is unsure at the time whether or not any cases of Alabama Threesome Syndrome have been confirmed.
by Dr. Dukes August 23, 2009
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Alabama fruit roll up

A sexual act in which you eat a girl on her period out and the blood and white chunks of discharge are left on your face until they dry. You then peel it off in strips and eat it like a fruit roll up.
My girl didn't want to have sex last night because of her period, but I'm a real man, so I gave her an Alabama fruit roll up.
by Jungle11B December 5, 2017
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