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Chinese Firestarter

A product or appliance made in China that is so bad of quality, it has a risk of catching fire and potentially burning more than just itself.
Don't buy things like appliances from China, they have a tendency to be chinese firestarters.
by username4544 September 14, 2020
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chinese television

Letting a girl play with your dick with her legs in the air enjoying each other
Let me play with your Chinese television👅💦
by That guy that is me January 25, 2016
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Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot

When two heterosexual individuals - one an authentic Korean and the other an authentic Chinese, which is male or female is irrelevant - fornicate using the leftover grease from today's breakfast hashbrowns. At the brink of climax, the male will scream "It's hot! It's real hot!"

This signals the female to finish him off by slopping her greased-up fuckhole around his pulsating cock, doing him past orgasm until she also reaches climax - at which point, both will do a synchronized backflip to produce a satisfying *pop* sound when the male slips out of the female, erupting the "secret sauce" all over both participants. If either party misses their landing, and breaks their nose, it is referred to as a 'Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot with Ketchup'.
Kim "Hey Wong, can we do a Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot together?"
Wong "Oh, of course Kim!"

*After the Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot*

Kim "What the fuck?! I didn't order it with Ketchup!"
Wong "I can't breath."
by ChadTheGiga January 12, 2025
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Chinese waterboarding

The act of having hand sanitizer dropped on your penus in order to cause pain commonly used as a method of torture the method originated from the slums of Brighton
"I had a bloke Chinese waterboarded for putting a bag of dog poo through my letterbox" Brighton gang member when asked about Chinese waterboarding
by Eramerac August 25, 2022
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chinese poodle

When an Asian man has a hairy dick.
by allahu Ackbar April 21, 2017
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politically Chinese

Term used by Hongkonger/Taiwanese/whomever finds it applicable, to answer the question "Are you Chinese?" or its variants asked by Westerners in hope of preventing unnecessary misunderstandings and ultimately the heat death of the universe.
American : "Hey man nice to meet ya, you Japanese Korean or Chinese?"

Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."

American : "Bruh what?"

HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."

American : "Bruh what"
by Little pink July 10, 2021
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Chinese Mormon

a term used to describe someone of oriental dissent dressed in formal attire
Kids, look at all of the Chinese Mormons over there!
by pesky-panda55 April 20, 2025
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