Crapper cracker

1. What you make when you shit your pants in the car with the heated seat warmer on.

2. A generally crappy white person (informal)

1. “Awh man, I made a crapper cracker on the way home.”
2. “Man, Jake is such a crapper cracker.”

by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025

Cracker

The N word that only White People can say.

Whattup ma Cracka. You Cracker. (hard r is much more offensive)

by your number 1 cracker December 15, 2020

Cracker Whiskers

Cracker Whiskers: noun; a person who is so white, that people of other ethnicities can see it plainly on their face as if it was growing like a cracker filled beard of their whiteness.

Hey man, check out Cracker Whiskers over there listening to easy rock and smooth jazz while eating a sandwich smothered in mayonnaise...

by plainly obscure March 29, 2014

Cracker

Whip cracker

That white bitch is a cracker

by Politically incorrect lol June 21, 2022

Cracker enthusiast

When a person of African descent is interested in only white people and not those of their own race.

“Aye yo Terrell, them niggas be cracker enthusiasts!”

by Dr. Skidaddle September 13, 2020

Crackeritis

When a white person eats too much food and gets tired so he has the itis

My wife made a whole bunch of food that I ate on super bowl Sunday. I ate a whole bunch of it and I am white so therefore I have crackeritis

by The new meaning guy February 7, 2021

Cadet Cracker (Senior Cracker)

A codename for a completely ownage guy on both xbox live (Cadet Crackers) and steam (Senior Crackers). he enjoys long walks on virtual beaches

Cadet Cracker (Senior Cracker) is such an owner

by DudewtfBBQ August 2, 2008