O shit

1. An expression often used when one is surprised.

2. Often followed by "waddup".

1. O shit bro, I forgot my wallet.

2. Here come dat boi o shit waddup!

by Jimmy Proton December 4, 2016

Shit

Shit is so shit becouse is shit. Is your poop.

But when u don’t belive in shit you are out of humanity you are not a human you are homo erectus.

Man: oh no I step on a shit.
Man2: yes becouse you are a shit and you have bad luck today.
Man: oh bye and thanks.
(Man was died by storm becouse he have bad luck today)

by ATUM_Lev August 23, 2022

shit talks

When a new relationship seems to be going amazingly, then your partner suddenly wants to have heavy chats about something utterly trivial and they make out it's a dealbreaker issue.

Person one: "How's everything going with that hot mess?"
Person two: "Oh dude, it's bliss... But she wants to have shit talks on Sunday, about cat shampoo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

by SamsonBear May 8, 2019

Holy shit is that a turtle

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.

"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.

by Almost heaven December 27, 2019

Shit Ass

A person who continues to fail to impress others with grandiose gestures.

“Bro I can’t stand him, he’s such a shit ass.”

by Roy Rutherford January 24, 2022

Shitting bricks

In a lot of trouble or in a bad position

Did your girlfriend find out about your other hoes?

Yeah man and im 'Shitting bricks' right now

by @1giggz June 8, 2023

Amish Shit

When you use the bathroom without your phone, usually by accident.

I didn’t realize I left my phone at my desk until I was in the stall so I had to take an Amish shit.

by PaulYall March 29, 2023