Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .

I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.

by frogginstyle December 14, 2018

Shit Cunt

A name known for the small cocked cunt of a human being known by most as samuel smith

Sam is a shit cunt

by Ben perry101 December 15, 2018

No Shit

When someone states the obvious and you're amazed at their stupidity

Dan: Omg, did you know the Earth is far away from the Sun????

Susan: Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

by FryDom December 15, 2018

Air Shit

( Verb )When you need to poo really bad so you shit in the air, before sitting on the toilet. A very risky maneuver, but should especially be used when pulling your pants down would result in you shitting in your pants.

Guy 1: Dude I air shit yesterday, and almost had a heart attack
Guy 2: Bro, you coulda died

by GetRektLibtard December 15, 2018

A Lord Of Shit

Another slang term for a load of shit

I dont believe him, his a lord of shit!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

beer shit

A large amount of shitting caused by a significant intake of beer, which has grain as its base, causing lots of shits.

Bob has the beer shits.

by BLUE WHALE!!!! December 17, 2018

Shit

noun
1.
feces.
2.
a contemptible or worthless person.
verb
1.
expel feces from the body.
2.
tease or try to deceive (someone).
"I shit you not"
exclamation
1.
an exclamation of disgust, anger, or annoyance.

i copied all of this down

I FUCKING ATE SOME SHIT YESTERDAY

by ToeMaster64 December 18, 2018