All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles I Root Out Answers Out Of Guesses, What Am I? Angel Jose Robles, ALso Know As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna: A Strategist

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles I Root Out Answers Out Of Guesses, What Am I? Angel Jose Robles, ALso Know As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna: A Strategist

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles I Root Out Answers Out Of Guesses, What Am I? Angel Jose Robles, ALso Know As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna: A Strategist

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024

`~`Scary Movie, I will Be Back Aroundinylu The Scene, Movie Scary`~`

`~`Scary Movie, I will Be Back Aroundinylu The Scene, Movie Scary`~`

`~`Scary Movie, I will Be Back Aroundinylu The Scene, Movie Scary`~`

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

i love trippie redd

that one kid on like 20 of trippie redd song's i think its a tag??

person 1: you yk that annoying ass kid on sm of tripps songs
person 2: sybau its not annoying the kid is real for that "i love trippie redd"

by trippie redd's boyfriend 💀 March 20, 2025

Can I see your bracelets?

A phrase us Kandi kids hate

“Can I see your bracelets?” the girl said for the 3rd day in a row as she proceeded to touch my bracelets “uh no!” I said Giving her a stink eye ripping my arm away from her

by A random person :D February 16, 2025

I love valorant

Something you say while playing the game Valorant and wished you were playing CS, or anything else.

World can be used as itself for Example, You get peaked on Bind on B Window and die from a walking HS, "I Love valorant."

by ItsTheMovement May 13, 2024