Kayne my text

Kayne my text - When you share or post texts between you and someone else that were supposed to be private.

Person 1 and Person 2 are texting. The last text, Person 1 tells Person 2, "Hey don't Kayne my texts, they were supposed to be private, for your eyes only."

by Katcarlizle May 31, 2018

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for realz my ninja

In total agreement with the darkness; the part of your mind that develops wicked thought.

Guy: We should go climb up on top of a roof top to get freaky.

Girl: For realz my ninja!

by QueenoftheDarkness May 31, 2018

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Tickle in my shorts

A feeling of wanting to masturbate; a tingling sensation; an aura of radiance

I got a tickle in my shorts when I was seemingly trapped in an elevator that was going non-stop.

by Alice Underware May 31, 2018

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An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.

"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"

by Ryben79 June 1, 2018

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Oh My Doff!

This is the extremely cute exclamation of Timothy Collins. He's 2 and can't pronounce his Gs or SHs properly so he says "Oh my doff" instead of "Oh my gosh".

You've been buttering a piece of toast and it slips from your hands on to the floor so you exclaim "Oh my doff!"

by P-Didz June 1, 2018

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