T shirt Fuck

The definition of this unique and interesting phrase is when you violently have intercourse with a t shirt of your choice.

Bro there was this one time where my dad was watching me T shirt Fuck my Gucci sweater. No cap.

by sistersmasher69 June 12, 2021

No one gives a fuck

Response to a person or situation that you could give less than two shits about.

Hey look, I just found what my name REALLY

No one gives a fuck!

by Everyone Else in the World November 24, 2021

fuck my mom

Something my dad did 9 months before I was born.

my dad fuck my mom

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

Fuck him in the baaaaaalls

The popular variation of "I'm going to fuck you in the balls.".

Fuck him in the baaaaaalls!

by Alex Bakke April 10, 2008

Pastey fuck

a term to describe a man of color, or any minority (besides caucasian)

Juan, you pastey fuck!

by Nutcracker, bitch April 5, 2009

total mind fuck

When someone inserts an oily (Lubricated) penis inside your ear.

"That bitch got totally mind fucked"

"He gave me a total mind fuck, what a dick"

by Mr. Jizz November 8, 2008

Keep fucking that chicken

A reference to a joke about a man going to a whorehouse.

Shortened version: A man goes into a whorehouse and says he's jaded and wants something completely different, so he's told to go into a room where he sees a chicken. He says, "What am I supposed to do with that?" He's told, "You're supposed to fuck it!" So he shrugs, takes his clothes off, and starts chasing the chicken around the room, but after 20 minutes, clawed, pecked and bleeding, he gives up. He walks out of the room and down the hall, where he sees a group of people looking through a window at a woman having sex with a donkey. "That's disgusting," he says. "That's nothing," one of the men says. "A few minutes ago there was a guy trying to fuck a chicken!"

Thus the phrase, "Keep fucking that chicken."

by Writer89 September 23, 2009