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Shit in the shed

An old saying, expressing great annoyance. Originates from the early 1800s, first used when individuals desperate for the toilet found the only lavatory to be engaged.
I'm already in here, find somewhere else! Shit in the shed!
by J_N_C August 5, 2014
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Triple Point Shit

A defecation consisting of solid, liquid, and gaseous components, derived from the concept of a triple point: the pressure and temperature at which a substance’s solid, liquid, and gaseous phases are in equilibrium
Wow! That Taco Bell messed me up so bad it had me taking triple point shits!
by The ironic chemist July 20, 2024
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You shit me like no other

Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.
My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”
by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022
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douchey shit

(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.
#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!
by Hopscotch Jones April 9, 2009
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Skittle Shits

When you poop out like 1000 little turds in one push.
Jeeese that tako bell really gave me Skittle Shits
by Deodorant Jack January 12, 2017
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Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.
#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.
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fuck ur shit

To say, "Fuck your shit", is very common upon white little boys, because it makes them feel like they can fuck your shit up
by Mr_Bacon_Aiken December 20, 2017
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