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i stole ur bread

i told u i would steal ur bread
mugGet the i stole ur breadmug.

If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
mugGet the If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideasmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.mug.

I said Memphis

I said Memphis is used when you actually did something while your friend was there but doesn't believe you
"I legit hit that trickshot and you were there"

"Ur capping u did not do shit"
"You were watching me do it bro I said Memphis"
by decenen April 13, 2023
mugGet the I said Memphismug.
“Can you come over tomorrow?”
“Yesn’t, I couldn’t not not
by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023
mugGet the Yesn’t, I couldn’t not notmug.

I oops'd

Uttered by someone when they are forced to cut more lines than originally planned when they pour too much speed or coke out of the bag... usually not accidentally.
Wow those are Motley Crue sized...... Yeah I oops'd
by draventwo January 16, 2010
mugGet the I oops'dmug.

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