I have to wake up early

When you are with your buddies and someone responses “I have to wake up early” to the question “you want another beer?” They are being a little bitch

Hey Chima want another beer?

Nah I have to wake up early tomorrow.

Stop being a little bitch man.

by 0007DM November 25, 2021

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

I cannor

Slang for 'I want to suck your cock'

Person: I cannor
Person 2: Okay

by a guy with a big thor November 26, 2021

i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant

Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap

by Avl November 27, 2021

I am cool

No you aren’t

You: I am cool
Me: No you’re not

by udtshausbbs November 27, 2021

Shanthi I

super sassy, normally very nice but can also be very mean unintentionally. lots of people think she is very pretty but she has hard time getting a boyfriend.

Shanthi is awesome

by daviddddlebroneeeee123 November 27, 2021

george i

he's pretty smart once you talk to him but he only talks in german. no english is to be expected and he looks like a small looking turnip. he's trying his hardest dw. to be annoying <33

"Oh do you know about George I? Yeah the one they plucked from Germany cause he was protestant to become king of great britain."

by sam with an y November 28, 2021