You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

by penisshakes December 8, 2023

YOU LIKE JAZZ?

The act in which you throat-fuck a girl and sting her with a bee to get that gorilla grip throat.

I asker her "you like jazz?"She said yes. Getting that gorilla grip throat tonight!

by RCFOXLINE March 6, 2022

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

fuckin you bored and you copied and pasted the first text in the new word page

dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...

by mewsem October 23, 2022

If first you don't succeed, try, try again

When a bitch leaves you on seen, you keep on harassing her until she finally gives in.

Trey: "Man, Stacey left me on seen. What should I do?"

Tristan: "If first you don't succeed, try, try again."

by Private Schools February 10, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

xiang you

A boy's name. He is a good friend and loves anime.There's a girl who adores Xiang you,its someone close to him .It could be someone in his contact or classmate. To be honest,Xiang you is a very smart person ,who tends to be lazy. He had black hair and dark eyes ,he's extremely high too.

look at Xiang you !He's the highest in his friend group

by jennierubyjaneolhc November 22, 2021

It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.

Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023