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you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.
Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"
by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017
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On the 2nd of October, it will be the international day of giving African Americans with Down Syndrome, specifically males, oral sex.
Bro, I had no idea it was suck a nigga dick with down syndrome day!
by inteligentfellow September 19, 2021
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hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!
ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!
by Rusty May 12, 2003
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Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

The term describing the situation when the sex ratio of male to female in a club is greater than 1:1.

In the case of Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, the DJ or who ever has a microphone should notify the excess male population to wait outside or leave until more girls enter or males leave.
There are Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor! Some 'a you fellas better wait outside!
by Michael McFly January 26, 2016
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Dick Suckin' Pussy Lickin' Faggot

A phrase you shout at someone who wronged you.
Hey! You're a dick suckin' pussy lickin' faggot for dropping my slurpee!
by Lesbian Hoe May 27, 2017
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suck my middle dick finger

1. A phrase used to when someone is pissed off about something and wants to be left alone.

2. Another way to say 'fuck off' or 'suck my dick'
Nick: you can leave my room

Bailey: suck my middle dick finger

Nick: no thanks
by Emma Lee Rosa April 9, 2017
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Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker

A person who would wank it if you turned your back on them for 5 seconds.
Oh god it's Richie, what a Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker.
by Anonymous Cactus October 11, 2012
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