Taking a shit

Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.

Damn, this drink tastes so good! I just love taking a shit

by Taking a shit June 21, 2023

dar shit

A very dark and daring time to take a shit in a very inappropriate manner

She took that dar shit on the hood of the car while heyr BF was going 70 miles per hour down the highway

by Mikangel June 24, 2023

Shit YoYo

Having a turtle head pop out and suck it back up

I almost shit myself but thankfully I pulled off a shit yoyo.

by OdinSoundTV June 25, 2023

Shit stain

1. a brown indian
2. a shit stain
3. a shit stain

me: man, he's a shit stain
not me: dude that's racis-
*gunshot*
me: man, he's a shit stain

by ery_funi June 25, 2023

Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.

Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023

Bison shit Stampede

A Bison shit Stampede is what results when someone goes to a Buffalo Wild Wings and becomes adventurous with the spicier sauce on the wing menu. Unless equipped with bowels of steel, the result is a rush to the bathroom. Followed by a "stampede" of shit, usually in liquid form.

"John tried the 'wild' sauce. Judging by the screaming coming from the bathroom? He's probably in the middle of a Bison shit Stampede."

by J-Stin June 26, 2023

Shit soufflé

When a woman has her legs behind her head and she is finger blasting her clam jam, she loses all control of her bladder and bowels so she ends up shitting in her pussy. She will then proceed to have a man eat the shitty bloody piss filled pussy like a shit soufflé

That shit soufflé is by far the smelliest thing I’ve ever ate before.

by Lonely diver June 28, 2023