Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass

An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.

Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.

Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.

Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!

by ElectroSophie March 28, 2009

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BTBA (behind the window bad-ass)

A person that yells and swears when behind the window of a car, but when the driver they were yelling at stops their car they shut up and act like a bitch.

"That guy was a BTBA (behind the window bad-ass) , because when I stopped the car he drove off."

by MAND41 December 27, 2008

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Rocky Mountain Ass Crack

Someone's mom's ass that has a carpet on her ass and warts to go with it.

I wanted to do his mom sooo badly, but didn't realize that she had a rocky mountain ass crack.

by CutthroatMassacre July 3, 2007

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bitch ass hoe slut doucher

A complete bitch whose a whore and smells like shit and uses a douch bag very often.

boy: Eww Whose that?
boy2: OOhh thats just Anna.
boy: She looks gross.
Boy2: Yeah she does,, she is a bitch ass hoe slut doucher
boy: ohhh that explains alot....

by Meluuunie February 15, 2009

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smack my ass like a drum

we all want tom riddle to

tom riddle can smack my ass like a drum iykyk

by fredweasley´swhore October 1, 2020

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stuff shit back into my ass

The act of readdressing an issue or task after you thought it was already finished.

A metaphor: Taking a crap and then having to pull the poop out of the toilet and stuff it back into your butt.

After six months of work on this project, my boss signed off on it. Now its two weeks later and we find out that we were working off the wrong specification. So now I've got to go stuff shit back into my ass.

by Pancreas100 February 10, 2007

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