Fake a Shit

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour

Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter

by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014

beer shit

A large amount of shitting caused by a significant intake of beer, which has grain as its base, causing lots of shits.

Bob has the beer shits.

by BLUE WHALE!!!! December 17, 2018

Shit-ton

264.2 gallons of human shit.

That's 264.2 gallons of vodka!
That's a shit-ton of vodka!

by treephalanges April 26, 2011

Dog Shit

A term that perfectly describes a narcissistic person.

My ex is a narcissist, he's basically dog shit as a person

by Lolly Babcock November 30, 2021

Shit Mane

A way to say shit man but you accidentally type it with an E.

"I wanna fucking die"
"shit mane me too."
"bruh why the fuck you wanna shit on mane"
"sorry man I meant shit man"

by a disappointment :) October 11, 2020

shit ballz

when u realize something sounds stupid asf or suprised

Person1:bro did u see that girl got expelled?
you:oh shit ballz

by shit ballz March 25, 2022

Nickie Type Shit

When you’re on that fag nigga vibes

Juan- Kiss me Nate
Leo- Nigga, thats some nickie type shit

by BigDawgpj July 28, 2023