You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

I know you fucking lying

(Ikyfl) Its a saying that kinda means that what you just said is so crazy that it might as well be a lie

Him-Lol that was the girl that broke up with me
Friend- I know you fucking lying

by ifyou November 20, 2021

I Won't tell you again

Being real tired or fed up with repeating the same thing to someone because they won't listen or do what they're told.

Son: dad can't you see i'm playing video games Dad: I told you to help your mother with the dishes 3 minutes ago so go do it now. I won't tell you again!!

by Skyler Moffatt September 10, 2023

You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022

Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You

Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You

Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

I hate you

Do you mean you're falling in love with me and it kinda scares the shit out of you?

I hate you, but I actually don't

by ilysmitiilwy April 20, 2024

God blast you

1. (v.) A common misspelling of the word "God bless you".
2. (v.) To blast the listener with God's help.

You are making me cry because of your backstory. May God blast you.

by ‌  July 3, 2024