Fucked if I know

A very Aussie way of saying "I dont know"

Person 1: Hey mate do you know what the time is?

Person: 2 Fucked if I know

by wogprince2001 July 11, 2025

I Stroke My Pickle

"Totally real" famous lime from JJK where Gojo is standing looking up at the sky while he screams I stroke my pickle do do do, do do do do, do do do, do do do do, do do do, do do do do

"I stroke my pickle"

by AnonymousPlanetMinecraftUser April 26, 2025

I am the moon

A phrase which connotes a self anointed sense of gravity and gravitas. The origins of this term come from Preston jones' 1962 stage play "the last meeting of the knights of the white magnolia"where towards the end of the play the proverbial spotlight sweeper utters as he sweeps up the spotlight:"I am the moon. Stemco stemco.stemco!" I have no idea what stemco means!

Sports reporter to star athlete: you have to put in an intense amount of time training for your sport. How do you do it?" Star athlete. I am the moon

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Tariff-ied

Panic buying during the Trump administration

I’m buying a car now because I’m tariff-ied of the price increases

by Bexfiles April 6, 2025

I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.

“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

SMD while I SMH

SMD while I SMH literally means, suck my dick while I shake my head. It's a word that describes your utter disappointment for blatantly disrespectful dick riders.

Dumbo: "Shut up dork"
thatboytweaking100%: "I thought you had something better to say. SMD while I SMH"

by thatboytweaking100% December 31, 2021

I Am....World Tour

The Tour was originally created by the American Singer Beyoncé Knowles and she has teared the roof off of the Garden yes the all most viewed place in New York City,Madison Square Garden Arena and The original person that it was for was Beyoncé's Alter Ego Sasha Fierce yes the original name of the world tour was named I Am......Sasha Fierce to introduce her new Album released in 2008 named I Am

Shanell: Girl did you see that full concert on channel 13 ABC last night?
Navedea:Girl yassss the Queen Bey Killed it on stage gurl.
Jay-Z:Hey ladies whats up?
Shanell:OMG ITS JAY-Z!!!!!!!
Navedea:OMG ITS HER HUSBAND HES SUPER CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beyoncé:Hey Beyhive fans!!!!!
Navedea:OMG I JUST WANNA FAINT IN MY CHAIR RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Shanell:OMG ITS THE LEGEND,THE ALL LEGENDARY QUEEN,BEYONCÉ!!!!!!!!!!!I AM....WORLD TOUR MEANS SASHA FIERCE!!!!!!!!!

by Keyoncé12222 March 1, 2022