Shit-Shwasted

Getting extremely intoxicated. A degree of drunkenness, higher than getting shwasted or shitfaced.

Man #1: DAMN, She's Shitfaced!

Man #2: No, She's Shwasted....

Man #3: Dude... She's Shit-Shwasted.

All Men: Yup, that's it!

by Landon Ryan August 23, 2012

Apollo Shit

The act of taking a dump in pieces, or a unique multi-stage bowel movement. Usually happens when experiencing a dry shit. Bonus points for 'splashdown' effect.

I thought I was done before leaving the bowl, but I had to return to launch position to leave another two logs. It was a typical 'Apollo Shit" situation.

by Canadia99 August 26, 2012

Shit-chat

Verb: Chatting on mobile devices while defecating

I am always busy during the day. The only time that I can get in touch with my friends is when I shit-chat.

by Textretary September 2, 2013

shit-chucking crazy

The state of mental illness which has symptoms including sending thirty text messages when there have been just three replies, repeatedly making false allegations, and using the subject's child as a bargaining chip against a person who has moved on after the subject initiated a break up.

Seriously, that bitch is shit-chucking crazy. She broke up with me, but has been blowing me up, making shit up, and trying to use her kid against me since she found out I had moved on.

by FreddyFlint September 2, 2013

Shitted over

Shitted over means to be wronged, the victim of a minor injustice, disrespected, passed over at work or in other competitive environment.

Examples: Tom got the promotion; I got shitted over. The barista really shitted me over; my coffee doesn't have any chocolate sprinkles.

by Notyourordinaryenglishteacher September 8, 2013

monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

GOPiece of Shit

Used to describe the sentiment when members of the GOP say things that make them look like real fuc*tards. E.g.: Michelle Bachman trying to suggest that Obamacare will kill people.

"Michelle Bachman just touted that Obamacare will kill children and seniors... What a GOPiece of Shit"

by Flobie Jim September 27, 2013