Skip to main content

Bone zoned

Just as a man can get friend zoned, women can get bone zoned. This means you will never be anything more to that man than an object of sex. You can be put in the bone zone for a variety of reasons: You banged his friends, you're a drug addict, you're insane, you have children from different fathers, you're embarrassing to be around in public, you look like you're going to continue to gain weight, you're a complete idiot, you're high maintenance, basically anything that would make a man think it would be a bad idea to try to get anything more from you than sex.
"Bruh careful with Veronica, she fucked half the school, she for the streets for sure. " "Don't worry man, I already bone zoned her; only thing she good for is that WAP.
by Girthy Garreth October 6, 2023
mugGet the Bone zoned mug.

The zone

This is a state whereby jean basically goes into God mode. In this state he almost triples his productivity and works with the accuracy of 10 virgin rocket engineers. The only caveat is that he gains the moods of a broke woman in her periods and is agitated by literally everything. I would say the payoff is worth it though. He can do what 10 men can do in 3 days, in only one bloody day and he can survive with 4hours of sleep in a period of 2days.
Its best to give jean some junk food during his period in "the zone"
Jean had to go in the zone to finish 3 days worth of edits in only 5 hours
by The envious angel November 25, 2021
mugGet the The zone mug.

academic zone

When someone you're talking to doesn't want to be friends, just academic acquaintances. This is a downgrade from the friendzone.
Person 1: Hey, is Sally going to be joining us on our beach trip?
Person 2: No, she said she'd rather just do homework with me instead.
Person 2 is in the academic zone.
by mynameis123_ December 1, 2021
mugGet the academic zone mug.

Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.
Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??

Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
by anonymous December 2, 2021
mugGet the Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned mug.

Douche Zone

Douche Zone-Noun-
Kind of like the Friend zone but for more douche people.
Hey, Zack doesn't belong in the Friend Zone, he belongs in the Douche Zone.
by edgymemerboi October 20, 2019
mugGet the Douche Zone mug.

zoned

Placing a male or female who has feelings for you in a particular group of affiliations eg friend, brother, sister or best friend
She brother zoned me !!!
by Pigin October 22, 2019
mugGet the zoned mug.

Twilight zone

A creepy ass shoe that scared the living fuck out of me as a child
by Arden kelly November 2, 2019
mugGet the Twilight zone mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email