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University 

Harder, more expensive, and less fun than a normal, less pompous college.

Also a great place to breed racist thoughts toward asians, arabs, and indians; all of whom are considerable population groups and all of which are annoying and easily defeat whitey in the classroom.

Finally, don't expect to get laid much at university because the only girls who go there are the awkward, ugly, or otherwise socially inept girls who have given themselves over the the book long ago.

And once you graduate, you scramble for a job against thousands of similar candidates from other universities, ultimately landing an underpaying job you don't like to pay off your $150,000 debt.
Just because you get accepted to university doesn't mean you should go.
University by Indomitable798 October 3, 2010

university of texas 

-Biggest University in the U.S. in terms of number of students.

-also known as "texas university"
University of Texas is liberal where Texas A&M University is conservative.
university of texas by JRD June 27, 2004

University of Alabama 

A horrible college in the middle of Alabama; known for their constant beatings by crappy teams like Miss St. and Florida (who cares about them?).
Dude, did you hear about Alabama getting smacked around by Arkansas? Man, I bet even Virginia Tech could beat them!
University of Alabama by Shuizzle December 16, 2003

University of Texas 

A school for people pathetic enough to rave and brag about their school's athletic programs on urban dictionary as if their university is a part of their identity. Seriously, get a life.
University of Texas students are a bunch of soulless red necks.
University of Texas by wheee May 23, 2006

University of Florida 

An institution located in a malaria infested swamp--once noted for it football team which since 1998, has lost 5 out of 6 of its matchups against superior rival, Florida State University.
With the dismal leadership of Steve Spurrier the Washington Redskins pulled a University of Florida and ended the season with an abysmal 5-11 season.

University of Bridgeport 

Terrible University in the city of Bridgeport CT. Whites are in the minority, asians run in packs around campus talking shit about all the white and black kids in a different language (no ones really sure what country they come from, presumably china?) Literally every black kid thinks he can play basketball even if he doesnt know the difference between a jumpshot and a touchdown. The white kids complain about all the ghetto kids. The black kids even complain about all the ghetto kids. who knows what the asian complain about (lack of soy sauce in the dining hall?) Any way the food tastes like puppy shit, the teachers are all 60+ and senile and the dorms are always 800 degrees. Also Bodine is the scum of the earth. The hallways always reek of cheap bud and the dorms are 6x6 max. At least its near a beach right??? Oh btw the beach is horrendous never go there unless you enjoy being mugged, which in that case Bridgeport is your city! Theres nothing to do besides sleeping, dorm drinking and watching porn. Please do yourself a favor and never apply here. Mad good at sports though somehow...
Student: I wonder where i can find a University of Bridgeport Alumni??
Parent: LMFAO no one graduates from there, they either drop out or get killed!