Chris Shit

When someone goes to the bathroom to take a shit, but upon finishing it, decide to watch Netflix while on the toilet.

Damn it, Chris is taking a Chris Shit again.

by Andwe May 31, 2018

Chris Crimsonworth

Chris Crimsonworth (pronounced cri crimonwor) is a person of oriental descent. Also somebody who dances by shaking one leg rapidly, this dance is called ‘the Chris Shuffle’

That Chris Crimsonworth is doing the Chris shuffle, he is also a James lee China fuck

by Pleno’s Genitalia May 24, 2021

chris crack

crack is a rapper from Chicago's westside known for his music and eccentric sense of life

joe, chris crack cool but he a weirdo in real life.

by longfellow cusack December 10, 2018

Liquid chris

The real Chris Chan

Liquid chris: my name is Christian Westchan Chandler, there seems to be an imposter.
Solid chris: nooooo!!!

by Boridge December 31, 2022

counterfeit chris

Similar to a john doe, a counterfit chris is a person who typically counterfeits small bills and spens them at convienent stores or fast food resturaunt.

Cop- I dont know we have a Counterfeit Chris running around town spending all this fake money we have to find out where its coming from.

by Mr Shipsey Johnson September 25, 2009

Chris Windom

A NASCAR driver that had his first and most likely last start at Bristol motor speedway dirt in 2021. He was hyped up but kinda sucked.

Chris Windom ate 3 blocks of butter and 18 eggs in 3 minutes

by The guy who likes pickles April 10, 2021

Chris Hug

A Chris Hug is when a male gives you a long, slow, awkward hug while he strokes your back, ever so slightly humming into your ear with apparent pleasure. May be confused with molestation.

"Oh my god Sammi, he gave me a Chris Hug and I felt like I was being seriously molested."

OR

"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"

by HedgesLikesToFap December 7, 2015