toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 13, 2012

Flag

Get the toilet wafting mug.

Skibidi Toilet Rizz

A type of rizz that Kai Cenat uses to defeat his opps

"Have a good day. Skibidi toilet rizz."

by BFNDIcreator May 19, 2024

Flag

Get the Skibidi Toilet Rizz mug.

toilet troll

a guy (typically of indian descent) who dwells in the toilet of a nightclub, offering trinkets to the weary traveler.

last time I went to the toilet in that club, the toilet troll tried to flog me a spray of aftershave for five quid

by the_toilet_dweller_123 February 19, 2024

Flag

Get the toilet troll mug.

Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.

After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.

by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023

Flag

Get the Toilet Margarita mug.

Toilet Rumble is an event that is scheduled by someone, and they invite their friends. Toilet Rumble is a time to hangout in the bathroom, and typically they make noises in the stalls. Toilet Rumble also has different names for the amount of people attending, and can only go up to 6. The Toilet Rumble names: Toilet Duo (2), Toilet Trio (3), Toilet Squad (4), Toilet Rumble (5), and Toilet Royale (6).

Carver and Tyce are going to Toilet Rumble, do you want to come too?

by rumbler200 April 11, 2024

Flag