Penis Trout

A guy that has an irresistible penis that always attracts the ladies. It will always be massive in size and and will always know what it's doing. Normally used in jealousy and/or annoyance.

Dude! You just scored two threesomes in one night! You're such a penis trout!

by LordChikin June 4, 2017

penis nose

someones nose that is shaped like a penis.
aka joey avila

hey look dude joey has a "penis nose"

by alfredo gonzalez August 23, 2008

Tiny penis

What the person reading this sees when they look down

Bro you have such a tiny penis

by Sprig of basil December 1, 2021

Dwarf Penis

A very small, grumpy Chode that is hidden by a magical enchanted forest of pubes.

Guy A "Hey, you're a dwarf penis"
Guy B "Oh yeah?'
Guy B stabs Guy A over and over again until he is nothing more than meatloaf.
Guy B "Serves you right dwarf penis."

by Dr. Mcjesus2 January 21, 2010

K-Penis

A K-Penis occurs the following day/days after using large amounts of ketamine. The penis grows in length and girth, and erections are both more common and stronger.

"Shit mate, i had 6 wanks one after another before my stiffy went down. Its defo K-penis."

by BenDangerwank February 21, 2009

Penis Tree

An old Oak tree in Marietta, Ga with one large, mis-shapen branch that strangly resembles a penis. COntrary to popular belief, to young people from Old Marietta, this is the most well known landmark, not The Big Chicken.

Yeah, all you have to do is hang a left after the Penis Tree and you'll be on Kennesaw Avenue.

by Wallis Fuller September 8, 2006

snake penis

A massive, carnivorous penis that is highly territorial. It attacks and kills other penises if they move in on it's muff. It is the anti-cock blocker.

Man, I was moving on a nice piece of ass at this party, then a monstrous snake penis came around and I know I had to leave it alone.

by ChrisCreepyCreeperTheCreep May 1, 2008