Silk and Hammer

give it to her soft and hard and she will stay with you

I gave her that silk and hammer

by TurtleCrack September 21, 2022

Hammer Time

When a girl jumps on your face, breaking your nose, and then lets you eat her out

Wow I can’t believe how bad my nose hurt after I got Hammer Timed, but at least I ate her out

by HammaTime69 July 19, 2025

hammer out a deal

Talk seriously and in detail until a business agreement is made.

The two companies did not agree immediately on all the details of the takeover but they managed to reach a compromise and hammer out a deal without too much delay.

by Imgeto May 28, 2017

ass hammered

When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.

Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..

by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018

hammer pantaloons

Hammer pant capris with an elastic band just below the knee. So fetch.

She was wearing hammer pantaloons in the club and all the 80s kids were lovestruck.

by Mariztyk May 30, 2017

TI-84 Sledge hammer

A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.

"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"

by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022

Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.

"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017