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digest the disease

when you take your mask off and digest the "Government-19"
'people take the mask off, its a leveling population disease put out by the federal government, please demask immediately and "DIGEST THE DISEASE"
by it ok it the end May 6, 2021
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Jim Spratt's Disease

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.
Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.
by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017
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ass disease

my asshole hurts, maybe its a symptom of ass disease!
mugGet the ass diseasemug.

crying bitch disease

When you finish a show (mainly anime) with a happy, sappy, cheesy, or just overall normal ending and you automatically cry. Self-diagnosable.
“Yeah, last night when I finished ‘Run with the Wind’ I just automatically cried. The same thing happened when I finished watching every season of Free!, Hunter x Hunter, OHSHC, Clannad....almost anything I watch really. Pretty sure I have crying bitch disease.”
by MoonstoneAlch_ April 6, 2019
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A.N.N disease

A disease that is caused by a certain species of frog located in the outskirts of bukit sentosa, malaysia. Those who are infected will find themselves speaking in a different language, talking gibberish and typing random words. The only way to cure this disease is to follow a guy to Japan. :3
She had the A.N.N disease and she followed him to Japan to cure it.
by Doctor Helz Raj November 21, 2018
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Cleese Disease

When a comedian becomes increasingly shit and unfunny the older they get.

Also known as Atkinsons Affliction.
I see the cleese disease is taking its toll, it's horrible to see the condition worsening to rapidly.
by Pipsta_2001 November 29, 2022
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