Dong-Ception

The inception of the donkey Kong dong

I hope I don’t get into a dong-ception

by The White Fat Man June 12, 2018

Thigh Dong

The act of sliding your dong between a women’s thigh at a fast pace instead of putting it in her p*ssy

My wife didn’t want to get pregnant so I did the thigh dong strategy

by Dogshlonglicker January 11, 2022

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020

Dong Ha

Everyone has to meet a Dong Ha at least once in his/her life. Dong Ha is one gay motherfucker. He is the tiniest and most gay piece of shit you will ever meet. He has a nice six pack where you snort a line of cocaine on.

Lmao jk Dong Ha it’s ya boi Concha

by Pussydestroyerconcha November 8, 2018

dong skipper

any female that moves freely from one dong to another sampling a numerous variety along the way .

since the divorce Diane has become quite the dong skipper.

by Jack Fancy December 24, 2009

douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017

Dong's 5th Symphony

This is a symphony written for Tan Dong Dong, ( the meaning will be made later). The theme is The-the-the Dong, this masterpiece is the best symphony among this 100000000000 years.

A:What is the best song ( piece)
B: Dong's 5th Symphony!!!!!!

by DAPRONOOB November 9, 2020