Ultimate turtle 

An extemely slow-moving, lazy, or sluggish person or object. Often has the phrase "at the pace of" preceeding it.

"This person in front of us is walking at the pace of an ultimate turtle"

"The ketchup is coming out of the bottle at the pace of an ultimate turtle"

Ultimate turtle by Amy B. November 24, 2005

new jersey turtle-foot 

a new jersey turtle foot is the act of, lathering ones foot in vasoline, and having an obese male/female insert the lubricated foot into their anus and keeps pushing it in and out.

dude1: DUDE i got a new bottle of vasoline today!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!

new jersey turtle-foot by xRECREANTx June 8, 2011

confident turtle

When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.

She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.

confident turtle by ccxxii September 13, 2015

Dirty Turtle

A black and Tan with Guiness on top and Terrapin Rye Ale (Athens GA) on bottom. Also known as dirty Turds

Yo. Bar keep throw a dirty turtle my way. Dont let my glass be empty, or ill kill a baby.

Dirty Turtle by figpenagain March 20, 2009

Awkward Turtle 

A special hand signal made by placing one hand on top of the other and twiddling the thumbs to create the shape of a swimming Turtle. Used in awkward situations.

Person 1: Hey! I'm awesome!
Persons: ..........

*awkward turtle*
Person 1: lol.

Awkward Turtle by CUTE?SABOTAGE!OPEN-REBELLION! September 8, 2009

Upside-Down Sea Turtle 

The sex position in which both you and your partner are hanging from the ceiling, while still doing the nasty.

"Hey dude ya know Luc?"

"Yeah"

"He totally did the Upside-Down Sea Turtle with that Thelma girl"

"Aww nice thats awesome!"

Upside-Down Sea Turtle by tboner1939 May 8, 2010

toss the turtle 

Going to take a shit

Hey man, I'll be right back. I gotta go toss the turtle.

toss the turtle by catkicker mcpeeee June 3, 2010