When you jerk off into a sock but the bust is so big your sock gets completely coated and becomes crusty. Depending on the bust the sock could become crusty enough to snap like a twig.
Jared: Damn my crusty socks! Another one got crusty enough and snapped!
Dylan: Awwww dude, got a case of crusty sock syndrome? R.I.P.
Jared: Yeah dude, I saved up for like a week and had some high quality porn.
Dylan: Awwww dude, got a case of crusty sock syndrome? R.I.P.
Jared: Yeah dude, I saved up for like a week and had some high quality porn.
by Dem_Bois May 4, 2018
Get the crusty sock syndromemug. Ava: Mr. Metzler’s class is so annoying. He assigns way to much homework.
Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.
Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.
by my mauw November 7, 2018
Get the knit my socksmug. When one poops in a sock and then proceeds to swing the sock around so little bits of doo doo go everywhere.
by Mr Puddles December 1, 2009
Get the Doo Doo Sockmug. Ian awoke fully aware that he had drank way too much the night before because his Pink Ian Sock contained multiple signatures and a short poem.
by The Tailor January 16, 2009
Get the Pink Ian Sockmug. The man ejaculates into a gym sock and then swings it around his head in a helicopter motion. The gym sock acts as a sieve as the semen sprays out around his surrounding area, hitting anyone in the general vicinity.
by Florida MILF May 13, 2010
Get the Gym Sock Sprinklermug. by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020
Get the ratchet cum sockmug. When you are butt ramming your 'ol lady without lube and you pull out real quick and the lining of her asshole comes out stretched around your dong, resembling a pink sock.
Poor Samantha, she won't cut a loud fart for a month. Last night I butt fucked her dry, and gave her an Oklahoma Pink Sock.
by OKIE7 August 11, 2008
Get the Oklahoma Pink Sockmug.