When you jerk off into a sock but the bust is so big your sock gets completely coated and becomes crusty. Depending on the bust the sock could become crusty enough to snap like a twig.
Jared: Damn my crusty socks! Another one got crusty enough and snapped!
Dylan: Awwww dude, got a case of crusty sock syndrome? R.I.P.
Jared: Yeah dude, I saved up for like a week and had some high quality porn.
Dylan: Awwww dude, got a case of crusty sock syndrome? R.I.P.
Jared: Yeah dude, I saved up for like a week and had some high quality porn.
by Dem_Bois January 29, 2018
Ava: Mr. Metzler’s class is so annoying. He assigns way to much homework.
Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.
Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.
by my mauw November 07, 2018
When one poops in a sock and then proceeds to swing the sock around so little bits of doo doo go everywhere.
by Mr Puddles December 01, 2009
by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020
Ian awoke fully aware that he had drank way too much the night before because his Pink Ian Sock contained multiple signatures and a short poem.
by The Tailor January 16, 2009
The man ejaculates into a gym sock and then swings it around his head in a helicopter motion. The gym sock acts as a sieve as the semen sprays out around his surrounding area, hitting anyone in the general vicinity.
by Florida MILF May 08, 2010
When you are butt ramming your 'ol lady without lube and you pull out real quick and the lining of her asshole comes out stretched around your dong, resembling a pink sock.
Poor Samantha, she won't cut a loud fart for a month. Last night I butt fucked her dry, and gave her an Oklahoma Pink Sock.
by OKIE7 July 17, 2008