Sad Spank

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.

Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."

by The Red Shit September 8, 2017

Sad Pad

A home, apartment, condo, or other living quarters that is inhabited by one or more occupants without relationships. In some instances, a cat is included.

Person 1: hey, do you want to go to Bo's house?
Person 2: nah, it's just him and his cat.
Person 1: yeah it's a regular sad pad.

by Thesadpad March 10, 2017

Sad seeds

Tears

Dry those sad seeds, it's nothing to cry about!

by Woodswoman February 20, 2022

Sad fish and chips

When you are having fish and chips but you don't have chips.

I was having fish and chips, but it was sad fish and chips

by September 3, 2023

Sad fish and chips

when you are having fish and chips, but you don't have fish and/or chips.

I was wanting to have fish and chips, but I had no chips, so it was sad fish and chips.

by September 3, 2023

Sad Bill Cosby

A person who’s generally happy and cheerful that is suddenly sad and upset and you’re thrown off by the presence.

“Why you over there lookin like a Sad Bill Cosby”

by King Kreations May 15, 2020

Twilight Sad

The melancholy feeling one gets after watching any of The Twilight Saga films, at the devastation that you cannot be a vampire and have Edward Cullen fall in love with you.

Bro 1: "What's wrong bro?"
Bro 2: "I just finished watching Breaking Dawn part two and now I'm Twilight Sad bro"

by supfcker March 20, 2022