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Short Boy Surprise

A short kid that has a huge Dick
Why are you dating David he's so short

He has a Short Boy Surprise ;)
by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023
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Landscapers surprise

The act of a tree industry worker defecating in back of the wood chip truck into the wood chips. Resulting in a poo being left for the unfortunate landscaper who will be spreading the wood chip in a garden.
Hey Jacko, I'm stinging for a shit and we are too far from the nearest toilet. Im just going to leave a landscapers surprise in the truck.
by Treetarded February 21, 2025
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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
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Giles Surprise

Considered a euphemism for a brief or elongated stabbing or shanking, perpetrated by one person on another.
Ever been to Penn Station? I got a Giles Surprise in the bathroom and then they walked off with my wallet.
by Blimbardo May 22, 2021
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Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise

Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.
I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy
by eddsned September 9, 2016
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the meaty surprise

When the meat of a male touches the woman's pussy until he realises the meat of her is inside him
Luke put his 1 inch dick inside of his cousin Judith and then realises her cock is inside him. She has the meaty surprise
by SneakyManYuk January 9, 2018
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surprise

by anonymous September 13, 2021
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