The act of cutting a hole in a skateboard and laying down on it with your penis through the hole (while erect) and running your tip through the road.
Jake: “Yo wanna try and the Columbian Road Runner?”
Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”
Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”
by Ballin with your balls December 13, 2024
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by Corny4nee January 13, 2025
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Get the Cunnies front runner mug.Refers to girls who drop casual DM bait or public stories soliciting someone to run and grab alcohol (“alc”) for them and their “hb” (close friend or partner), framing it as a group need but really just outsourcing the effort and cost. The 👀 emojis signal “you know you want to” energy.
Ceiling shot with ‘who can get me and my hb alc👀’ — peak HB Alc Runner move, turning followers into personal delivery boys.
by AD_Ridgeport February 28, 2026
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by Miss Mona February 21, 2025
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