Muffin Punch

A Muffin Punch (informally known as a Punchmeister) is a cocktail typically comprised of butterscotch DeKuyper, vodka and a dash of Bailey's. Usually drunk as an accompaniment to shilling your crypto-bags on Twitter or relaxing in the bath listening to an episode of the world's greatest cryptocurrency podcast, Crypto Weekly.

I'm buying up large quantities of rope stocks sipping on a Muffin Punch.

by P Money MD February 11, 2019

Punched in the mouth

To make someone eat their own words. To prove the doubts they have about you as wrong.

My ex-girlfriend said I was a loser. 6 months later and I have a new job, new degree and a better girlfriend. Therefore, she was punched in the mouth.

by Teezyyy September 29, 2020

Pussy Punched

Verb - An action in which one is viciously ramming thier penis into a bitches pussy recklessly and dangerously.

Jill got pussy punched last night by her step dad and her brother.

by Lupus11 June 16, 2017

Uvula Punch

When you're going down on a guy and his dick hits your uvula (the punching bag thingy in the back of your throat).

Girl, I was sucking John's dick and he Uvula punched me. I almost threw up.

by Fagadactol March 14, 2020

Donkey Punch

When a female gets smacked across the face with a donkey sized dick

Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick

by donkey wright June 8, 2018

friendly punch

To punch a friendly lightly on the shoulder or arm.

Friend tells a funny joke
Me: Stop your too funny friendly
(Then I friendly punch him)

by Linktargeter.com May 14, 2016

Shaquika Punch

a swift uppercut to the genitalia that completely and utterly obliterates them.

Guy #1: Yo, you better shut your face, or ill shaquika punch your ass.

Guy #: NOOOO NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

by jnymlr53 May 17, 2009