Player

A player (not in the sexual sense) is a person in the real world who is self aware and thinks of them self not like an npc but one of the main characters in the world. They have a bit of a god complex and individuality complex, thinking they have to buff their stats and be good at everything they do. Generally social and easy at befriending others. Has a 2x effect to recognize who is a npc and who is a player. He/she is not the main character but a character in their own storyline which may or may not cross with the mc.

Carter realizes he’s in a class full of npc’s and even the teacher a npc. He is the only one actually taking in the world while the other just sit there with a fake smile answering questions. He left to go use the restroom and said to himself: “it’s like I’m a player in the video games, everything seems fake”

by Insiderjokesternnn June 21, 2025

The Record Player

A sex position where a woman spreads her legs to expose the vagina while the man then inserts his penis into her Vagina and then sounds around like a record under a needle

Yo I have that hot bartender a good old fashion the record player last night but she kinda wants to press charges guess she can’t handle it hahahaha

by Xxxbulleteater69 June 28, 2025

forsaken player

Someone who plays forsaken, usually sexualises children and makes old games bad by cosplaying as original roblox characters with autistic accessories.

That guy is the definition of a forsaken player

by powerbykanyewest April 15, 2025

pain players

Gamers that suffer and express their frustrations in meltdown form and / or will game even if it causes harm to themselves or dependents IRL.

WOW is full of Pain Players. Remember those viral Clan leaders shouting their lungs off, or that Korean couple that left their infant at home which eventually died to play WOW in an Internet Café?

by josencarnacao October 24, 2022

player

some idiot on discord called player idk

person 1: yo player
player: what

by Player_kunuckies82 March 7, 2024

Player

A person that tricks and manipulates you into falling for him/her into a relationship or sex. They lie about how they want to have a future with you but they actually don’t only focus on you. Very similar to a Fuckboy or Gold-digger.

Mark: I don’t understand, you keep giving me mixed signals. You said you were going to prove all girls weren’t the same.
Ana: Did you think you had a chance with me? I was just using you for dates.
Mark: Oh I see, but remember this, you’re the player and I’m the coach.

by Urfluff April 6, 2020

Guitar player

Scarily good.
Probably has more guitars than friends.

Donavan- “I have 5 guitars!”
Lexi- “your a guitar player? So you have no friends?”
Donavan- “aren’t you my friend?”
*awkward silence*

by Bitchless-Lesbian October 23, 2023