octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

The Pipe

Cool or interesting, especially in a unique or kind of quirky way

That fit is the pipe, dude

by crazyahhlittleman October 18, 2025

pumping the pipes

Smoking a fat blunt

We were outside during the party pumping the pipes.

by Nykimeow July 21, 2021

earliest pipe

Morning wood, hard erection in the morning, very common with birds

Yo dude, did you see that birds earliest pipe.

by Plumber Mario February 13, 2018

oil the pipes

translates into having a few or more drinks before you head out to the bars for the night, thus lessening your bar tab, and making all the shots, combos consumed later go down much more easily.

I've got to oil the pipes before I head out drinking!

by sean_amadon July 9, 2010

Russian pipe liner

When you defecate In a condom, tie the end and place it in the freezer until frozen. Now take frozen shit inside the condom and fuck your self with it

I did a Russian pipe liner with jacks sister last night

by LG2TrappyTiles December 7, 2023

Pipe wipe judy

The ability to orally clean a pipe (incense burner ) in the mouth.

Hey that pipe wipe judy really polished my pipe.

by River bend bender November 18, 2023